There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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