Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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