He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
why is half of my head shaved?
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