I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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