Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Will exercising make me less horny?
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