Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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