i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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