Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm bleeding and have questions
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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