every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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