what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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