That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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