But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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