He is an equal opportunity slut.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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