White coat. Heels.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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