just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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