It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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