we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
