I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I met the friendliest cop last night
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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