D3 body, D1 cock
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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