Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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