There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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