i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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