Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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