So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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