dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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