why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm passing your future prison.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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