Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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