I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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