Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
