ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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