come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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