Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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