I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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