Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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