Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well you can't waste a boner
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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