omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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