The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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