ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
