She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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