OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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