David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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