Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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