i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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