Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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