You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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