Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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