Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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