For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
