Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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