pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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