oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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