holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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