He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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