are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Shame is for Republicans.
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