if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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