How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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