the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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