Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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