Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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