its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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